really?! it's not my fault

I love my DH...I do....but he's such an ass hat sometimes!! I can't help that the new guys at work suck at their jobs and keep losing tools which means you have to stay 2 hours late at work. I can't help that you didn't pay attention and one of the dogs pee'd on the bed. I can't help that our daughter has stopped sleeping through the night....None of this is my fault, so don't get pissed at me because you are tired and cranky. And you being cranky makes me cranky....don't come home and say lets get drunk and have sex (something I was totally down for!) and then tell me later that you don't want to because the dogs pee'd on the and cleaning it up "took it out of you"....REALLY! DD had 2! blow outs today, you don't see my bitching about it or saying that cleaning her clothes and sheet took it out of me...really! grow up, I know you have a stressful job and working 10 hours makes you tired, but I had dinner waiting for you, went and got you pie, bought you a special candy bar, let you relax and play your computer game....don't take away my drunk sex!! guess I'm stuck with my chocolate and tv until I deiced to go to bed.